Wednesday 20 February 2019

Kashmir & Pakistan - an analytical approach for all Indians full of rage after #Pulwama

Kashmir & Pakistan - an analytical approach for all Indians full of rage after #Pulwama

Feeling rage on the cold-blooded murder of Indian Soldiers?
Thinking how/where to direct it? Here is an analytical guide with some out of the box solutions for the J&K issue:
Category 1: Pakistanis, supporting terrorism under the garb of jihad & want India balkanized. One can safely assume pakarmy+isi as one of them.
Important note: It is important to mention that we in India understand jihad as spiritual seeking, as in Sufi Islamic reevayat.
Proposed Action: Shun them, pour your iRage over them. iDecimate them. Let the Indian State/Army, do whatsoever it feels needs to be done, to them. They are in skillful hands of Indian Generals.
Category 2: Pakistanis, who support their establishment (pakarmy+isi), but are against terrorism.
Proposed Action: Don’t bother about them, they are simpletons, who do not know that this very pakarmy-isi duo is the womb of terrorism. They are not worth your rage & time. Neglect them. Unsure though, it seems to me that this class includes the Right Honest P. M. of Pakistan.
Category 3: Pakistanis, who do not support their army, are against terrorism, but can’t do anything. Apparently – there is little room for thinking souls in Pakistan.
Proposed Action: Invoke them, support them, they are sensible people. They need our support to fight military hegemony within their own society.
Category 4: Kashmiris, who prefer dying for global terrorism, then to live in India, because they believe in two-nation theory.
Proposed Action: Don’t worry about them, these ambitious and aggressive men/women will achieve their former goal with provocation from Pakistani deep state & terrorist outfits and with good help & support of Indian security forces.
Category 5: Kashmiris, who are secular & do not believe in two nation theory, but are sick & tired of Army subjugation in Kashmir.
Proposed Action: The army should be taken out of Kashmir at earliest sensible opportunity. Constant presence of Army has reduced the value, and authority of Army (hence stone pelting). Build garrisons, around towns, and let army recede there and be permanently there. Bring them in only when needed. Each of their visit should mean business & recoup - respect & some fear, like all other parts of India.
To some others – propose them in your social media posts to migrate to other parts of India. Those already in India – please treat them with respect and compassion. They are our compatriots. We should listen to them, help & support them. And demand respect and honour from them for India in return. Few of those who write or utter anti-India sentiments, they should be reported about to relevant authorities (who seem to be taking swift action), but we cannot harm people or take law into our hands. Having said that they should be treated no different from people in Gujarat, Punjab or Assam.
Category 6: Kashmiris, who believe in two nation theory, but are enjoying the perks of Indian citizenship, living and working in India but are double faced.
Proposed Action: Don’t worry about them, they are pragmatic souls, they will always sit on the side of the mighty (India) subsequently. Don’t waste time on them. They are as slippery to hold and as dangerous to eyes, as soap. They can harm their own brethren for their benefit. Keep them away. We have just to learn to live with them & hope they win green card lotteries for United States. They will immediately shift.
Category 7: Kashmiris, who believe in two nation theory in earnest and are living in Kashmir.
Proposed Action: Propose a VRS (voluntary retirement from India) – substantial amount of money be paid to them for migration to Pakistan/PoK. This will (a) showcase how attractive Pakistan is as a migration hotspot, (b) Improve the lot of those two-nation theorists in Kashmir, who decide to migrate with money and be the Indian Nawabs in Pakistan, (c) Reduce the population of Jehadi-minded separatists in Kashmir, (d) Really get us all to know, how genuine is Pakistan in its love of Kashmiris, (e) Infact this will also showcase to Pakistan as to what worth they are for Kashmiris, financially, (f) last but not the least, we can tout it as major Foreign Direct Investment of money and vital human resources from India into Pakistan, as people will be taking the VRS amount & moving into Pakistan. Believe me, many might latch on to the scheme. And do not be afraid of payment, it is worth it. We lose much more in security, peace and non-development of Kashmir. Following the VRS Integrate Kashmir fully and completely into India with those left over but after trifurcating it, such that Jammu and Ladakh are insulated from any future pressures.
Importantly, for few rubble-rousing, simpleton compatriots of mine, available in ppm (parts per million) in India like any other country - Muslims in rest of India have as much to do with Kashmiris, as I have to do with Martians. Let’s ensure we are not only - one nation, one people; but over that - a smart one. Smartness in current situation means distinguishing a rotten apple from a good one.
From an analytical Indian.
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